Slime Rancher

2024-12-14
Much like a slime, this game ain’t got no meat on its bones. Or any bones at all. How does vacuuming up stuff to shoot it in bins, sound? How about we mix it up by vacuuming up different stuff shooting it into the original stuff to get new stuff so that we can shoot that stuff into bins? Riveting.

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Gameplay felt really basic and bland. It’s “cute” sure but that’s not enough to hook me. Played for a couple hours and felt like I already understood the gameplay loop of farming and it didn’t excite me.